Beyond The rim of the star-light My love Is wand'ring in star-flight I know He'll find in star-clustered reaches Love Strange love a star woman teaches. I know His journey ends never His star trek Will go on forever. But tell him While he wanders his starry sea Remember, remember me.
Lookin' for the goodland, Goin' astray. Don't cry, Don't cry. Oh I can't have honey And I can't have cream Goin' live not die, Goin' live not die. Standin' in the middle of it all one day. Look at it shining around me and say. I'm here, I'm here. In the goodland, in the new land, I'm here.
Heading out to eden, Yeah brother. Heading out to eden, Yeah brother. No more trouble In my body or my mind. Goin' to live like a king On whatever I find. Eat all the fruit And throw away the rind. Yeah brother, yeah. Steppin' out to eden, Yeah brother. Steppin' out to eden, Yeah brother. No more trouble In my body or my mind. Goin' to live like a king On whatever I find. Eat all the fruit And throw away the rind. Yeah brother.note: The two verses are separated by dialogue. The first half is sung slow, about 1:05. The second is sung faster.
I'm talkin' 'bout you, I'm talkin' 'bout me. Long time back when the galaxy was new. Man found out what he had to do. Found he had to eat and he found he had to drink, And a long time later he found he had to think. Yes, think. [I'm standing here wondering -- What?] If a man tells another man, How to mow hay. He piles up trouble for himself all day. But all kinds of trouble will come to an end. When a man tells another man, Be my friend. My friend. [Well what's it going to be?] There's a mile wide emptiness, Between you and me. Let's reach across it, *On an even sea.* Someone ought'a take a step, One way or other. Let's say goodbye, Or let's say brother. Brother! Brother! Hey out there... Hey out there. Hey out there... Hey out there. I see you... I see you. I see you... I see you. Let's get together and have some fun. [I don't know how to do it, But it's gotta be done.]
Now on the Starship Enterprise There comes a man in Satan's guise Whose devil ears and devil eyes Will rip your heart from you ... And that's why female astronauts Are overcome and overwrought [some uncertainty about 1st part of this line] Many a female astronaut... They know not what to [he'll?] do. Now from a planet out in space There comes a lad not commonplace Oh, seeking out his first embrace He's saving it for you ... Oh, Charlie is my darling, my darling, my darling Charlie's our new darling, he knows not what to do... [Again, some uncertainty about last part of the last line. Also, it may "Charlie's our new darling" instead of "is my darling" in the previous line.]
Hail, hail, Fire and snow. Call the angel We will go. Far away. For to see. Friendly Angel Come to me. Hail, hail, Fire and snow. Call the angel We must go. Far to come Far to see Friendly Angel Come to me.
The skies are green and glowing Where my heart is, Where my heart is, Where the scented lunar flower is growing, Somewhere beyond the stars, Beyond Antares. I'll be back Though it takes forever. Forever is just a day. Forever is just another journey. Tomorrow I'll stop along the way, And let the years go fading Where my heart is, Where my heart is, Where my love eternally is waiting, Somewhere beyond the stars, Beyond Antares.
Great pan sounds his horn Marking time to the rhyme With his hoof, With his hoof. Forward forward in our plan, We proceed as we began....
Take care young ladies and value your wine. Be watchful of young men in their velvet prime. Deeply they'll swallow from your finest kegs, Then swiftly be gone, leaving bitter dregs. Ah, bitter dregs. With smiling words and tender touch, Man offers little and asks for so much. He loves in the breathless excitement of night, Then leaves with your treasure in cold morning light. Ah, in cold morning light.
I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum. We're spacemen marching to and from. We slythe among the mimsy troves, And tire among the borog[r]oves.
I'll take you home again, Kathleen, Across the ocean wild and wide, To where your heart has ever been, Since first you were my bonnie bride. The roses all have left your cheek, I've watched them fade away and die; Your voice is sad whene'er you speak, And tears bedim your loving eyes. Oh! I will take you back, Kathleen, To where your heart will feel no pain, And when the fields are fresh and green, I'll take you to your home again. (One More Time!!!)
Chorus: Star Trekking, across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk. Star Trekking, across the universe, Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse. Lt. Uhura, report! Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Analysis, Mr. Spock! Spock: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, again. Chorus: Star Trekking, across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk. Star Trekking, across the universe, Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse. Medical update, Doctor McCoy McCoy: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim, Dead. Spock: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim! Starship Captain, James T. Kirk Kirk: Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill. We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men. McCoy: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim, Dead. Spock: Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim. Chorus: Star Trekking, across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! Star Trekking, across the universe, Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse! Engineer, Mister Scott Scotty: Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics! Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, [yet|Jim] Kirk: Oh, we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill! We come in peace, shoot to kill, Scotty, beam me up! McCoy: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim! Dead, Jim! Dead, Jim! It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim! Dead, Jim, Dead! Spock: Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. Uhura: There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, again! Scotty: Ye canna change the script, Jim!McCoy: It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim! Kirk: Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine! Scotty: Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow, Captain! Scotty: Ye canna change the status of the (auxiliary) ax'l engine eh?! < > Na..na..na..na..na..na..na..na..na Chorus: Star Trekking, across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! Star Trekking, across the universe, Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse! Star Trekking, across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! Star Trekking, across the universe, Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse! We come in peace, shoot to kill. [ there's also the EP version which has a few more verses --ed ]
When we beamed into Argo 4 in search of R & R Our crew set out investigating every joint and bar We had high expectations of their hospitality But soon found Argo not prepared for spacers such as we CHORUS: And we're...banned from Argo, every one Banned from Argo, just for having a little fun We spent a jolly shore leave there of just 3 days or 4 But Argo doesn't want us anymore Our captain's needs were simple but his methods were complex He found 5 willing partners, each of a different world and sex The shore police were on the way, we had no second chance We beamed him up in the nick of time with the remnants of his pants CHORUS *** disappeared a while in the local ** Buying a *** guaranteed to cause *** She came home with no uniform, and an oddly cheerful heart And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart CHORUS Our proper, prim first officer was drugged with something green And dragged into an alley where he suffered things obscene He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear Except he somehow taught the ship's computer how to swear CHORUS Our doctor loves humanity, his private life is quiet The shore police arrested him for inciting girls to riot (WHAT?) They found him in the city jail, *** debris Intact except for herpes, and 6 kinds of VD CHORUS (Gee, I wonder why?) Our engineer can yield to none in quaffing down the brew He outdrank 7 space marines and a demolition crew The navigator *** but he outdrank almost all And now they got a shuttlecraft on the roof of city hall CHORUS Our lady of communications won a ship like that By tying into the Argo-wide communications net Now, every time they call you on the Argo telescreen The flesh is there, but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen (Yaah!) CHORUS Our helmsman loves exotic plants, the plants all love him too He took some down on leave with him, and we wondered what they'd do Well, the planetary governor now swears upon his life A gang of plants entwined his house, and then seduced his wife CHORUS A band of pirates landed and nobody seemed to care They stomped in the nearest bar and announced that they were there (We're here!) Half our crew was standing there and invited them to play The pirates took one look at us, and turned and ran away CHORUS We're truly Starfleet's finest, and our record is our pride And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide We're sorry 'bout the wreckage and the rumpus and the fuss You can be sure that planet will be long forgetting us CHORUS (I wonder why?) (Did we do something wrong?)
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